I'm back!

Be honest.  You thought I was never coming back, didn't you?  I wondered myself sometimes, but knowing myself as I do, I prepared for that eventuality.  I filled my laptop with reminders - from the ever-present red, overdue reminder in my Outlook taskbar, the half-written reviews mocking me whenever I opened my personal folder, and the link to this website on my Favorites bar that I tried to pretend didn't exist and hid from like that one bad old boyfriend.  I promise I'll be better this time.